Among the offenses discussed . . .
"JORTS... A.K.A. jean shorts... Committing this fashion affront will guarantee you many lonely nights
"LEATHER PANTS... Want to get in her pants? Then make sure yours aren't leather!
""STAR WARS"... You're not trying to date Yoda, so spare her your profound knowledge of the ways of "The Force"
""BONER", "Stiffy", "Pitch a tent", etc... She'll know if you're excited, no need to give her a play-by-play
""GOING DUTCH"... Offer to "Go Dutch" on the first date and you'll be going alone on your second.
"SPEEDO... Are you competing in a 200-meter freestyle medley? If not, leave the banana hammock at home.
"PLAY AIR GUITAR... Spend a lot of time playing air guitar and you will spend a lot of time having air sex with your air girlfriend.
"WINE-IN-A-BOX... Juice in a box-- awesome for kids; wine in a box is awesome for no one.
"THE BEN FRANKLIN (Bald on top, hair on sides)... Not all of Ben Franklin's inventions were genius.
"MOOBS, A.K.A "Man Boobs"... Pretty simple: She should be the one with the boobs.
"GIRLIE DRINKS... Cosmo, Appletini, etc... Does that drink come with a free pap smear? Be a man and order a real drink!
"MANDALS with SOCKS... There's a time and a place for everything-- except mandals with socks.
What do you guys think?
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