Thursday, June 10, 2010

When She Says This...


Ever wonder what's going on inside a woman's head when she rejects you? Well I can clue you in to some extent but I won't give away all of our secrets. Sometimes when ladies tell you these things they actually mean what they say, but a lot of times they don't. Here goes some facts of the game that tells you...

What she REALLY means when she says…


-I Got A Man=I am not interested in your funny looking, big headed, three kids having a**.

-No, I’ll Call You=After you walk away I’m gonna delete this raggedy number from my phone…matter fact, I’m not even gonna save it, I’m gonna clear it as soon as you walk away. Hehe.

-I Just See You As A Friend=I am not, have never been, and will never be sexually attracted to you. Give up now.

-The Sex Was Cool/Fine/Ok=Sweetie…you didn’t hit any of my spots, you didn’t make me have an orgasm, matter fact I think I’ll go use my B.O.B. right. about. now.

-It’s Not You It’s Me=Honey, I know it’s not me but I’m just trying my darnest not to bruise your sensitive ego. Sheesh…guys and their egos.

-You’re The Best I Ever Had=Well…pretty much…I lied (That darn ego of yours)

So, with that said, I hope I've enlightened some of you guys to some extent in your journey toward finding a mate. If not, oh well, I definitely don't know everything...

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PROVERBIAL MIND CANDY

Proverbial-Widely referred to

Mind-A process that reasons

Candy-Something that is pleasing or pleasureable


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